BUY MY DAMN BOOK!

http://www.amazon.com/Fragile-whine-cheeeeeese-Tahmi-Duran/dp/1463580533/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1310284586&sr=1-1

Yes, I wrote it.

Yes, it sucks.

I wrote it when I was 17 and I absolutely hate it, but it's my only novel ready for publishing.  BUY IT so I can call myself a writer.  You don't have to read it (in fact, please don't) but just friggin buy it.

Please?

Or, on second thought, just go on the web page and leave an awesome, praising review for it.  Yeah, that'll make me happy.