1. Get a booty.
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Seriously, this is my butt. Is that not the saddest damn thing?
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2. Get abs.
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That's just. . .ew, no. Nasty.
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3. Screw the abs thing. Let's just drop the love handles down to my butt and call it a day.
4. Stop smoking.
This one's pretty easy. If there's nothing to smoke, I won't. Problem is, the Big Munky is also a smoker, so the things are readily available.
5. CONTROL MY FREAKIN TEMPER.
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No joke--I look like this.
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6. Sleep.
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| See, Self? He's not real. |
7. Cook. Like, more than twice a week.
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| LIKE A BOSS |
What number we on?
Keep a cleaner house.
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| Just 'cause you're a hot mess, doesn't mean your room gets to be. |
Work through my stash.
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. . .'cause it's getting a little ridiculous.
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Aaaaaand the big one:
TAKE A DAMN VACATION.
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| . . . errr, maybe not. Let's just stay home and do some squats while we knits, ah-ight? |
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