Monday, February 20, 2012

Boob/Breastfeeding/Nursing Hat

I saw this on a pro-nursing site (or somewhere) and laughed at the silly adorableness.   So many idjits complain about women nursing in public, yet have no qualms with pubescent girls dressing like hookers, or little girls being spray-tanned and layered with makeup for beauty pageants.  This little hat is a fun way to say, "Here's a boob, screw you."

It needs a little tweaking, this being a first try and all, but here's the pattern anyway.

Needed:
H hook
J hook
fleshy WW yarn
nipply WW yarn

With H and nipply yarn, ch 3, join with slip st to first ch.  Make 5 sc in center of ring, sl st to first sc.
Ch 1, sc around, join
Ch 1, 2hdc in each st, join
Repeat last round 2 times
Join fleshy yarn, ch 1, hdc around, join
Switch to J hook, ch 1, 2 hdc in each st around, join
Repeat last round
For the next 7 rounds, ch 1, hdc in each st around, join
For last round, ch 1, hd slip st in each ch, join and finish off.

TA DA

You knew it had to be quick and easy--it's me, after all.

I'm making these for free to any nursing mama who provides "her" color yarn.

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